but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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