508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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