How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Sext me about skeletons
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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