Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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