My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
