i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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