No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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