so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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