Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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