I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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