i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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