Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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