Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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