real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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