I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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