allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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