He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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