doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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