I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
