It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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