I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So vagazzling was a success
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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