At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
