We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize