chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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