so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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