Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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