yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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