im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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