U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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