their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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