i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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