I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we're making bets on your personal life
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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