Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just found a bag of teeth...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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