Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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