Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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