We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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