i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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