It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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