Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Its about making memories worth repressing
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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