what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
my liver is dry heaving
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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