So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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