he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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