At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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