But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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