Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's never too late to be topless.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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