quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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