He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
