he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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