Don't make out with my wife yet
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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