i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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