I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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