Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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