Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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