Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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