This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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