Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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