I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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